Monday, April 18, 2016

The best thing I've read in awhile

Courtesy of an Aussie friend of mine:

"I wouldn't cross the road to piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire" followed by a chest poke and a breezy threat to bang their wife as I stroll of to whatever is next.

Now, if only I can remember to use it (or modify that last part to suit my circumstances).

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